Happy Holidays You Bastard guitar tab by Blink 182

Happy Holidays You Bastard guitar tab

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Preview

Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01
^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around 
best song off the new CD. The CD’s not bad, not as good 
as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good 
songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog, 
and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song’s rad.

Standard Tuning

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin presents

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It’s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--------------------------------------------------
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------
E--4--4—-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------
And he shit shit shit his pants
He’s always fuckin shittin his pants

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
And I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad’ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------
I’ll never talk to you again
I’ll never talk to you again

And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct. 
Send any comments, suggestions and or large sums of money to 
kingoftheeskimos@silverchair.org. 
Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.

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